AJENDA
The Endless Hunter
Ajenda the Black Drake is the embodiment of obsessive distortion-seeking. He sees hidden plots behind every shadow, secret cabals beneath every meeting, and puppet strings attached to every event—except, of course, to himself. While others argue over evidence, Ajenda feeds on suspicion itself, growing stronger as certainty collapses. His mind loops endlessly through half-truths, connecting threads that may or may not exist, but always serve his rising paranoia.
In the world of distortions, he whispers:
"Everything is connected. Except me."
Catchphrase:
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““YOU'RE JUST PART OF THE AGENDA!!!”
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“THE REAL TRUTH IS BEYOND YOUR PROGRAMMING!!”

AJENDA
Distortion: Paranoid Spiral
Origin Story (Bio):
Once a noble celestial librarian, AJENDA descended into madness after accidentally decoding a scroll of cosmic memes without proper attunement. He became convinced that the universe was a lie wrapped in a hologram wrapped in gluten. He now soars across the realms bellowing incoherent but passionate theories, distorting the Pattern with every flap of his jagged wings.
AJENDA isn’t just misinformed—he’s a sentient frequency disruptor.
He doesn't lie—he misaligns.
He infects truth with overwhelmed certainty, and makes every thread feel suspicious—even the real ones.
Likes: CAPS LOCK, conspiracy comment sections, yelling at birds
Dislikes: Resonance, nuance, internal reflection, round things, the Pattern
otable Conspiracies AJENDA Believes:
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The moon is a projection operated by duck royalty
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Time only moves because “THEY” microwave our thoughts
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Stux is a cloned CIA psyduck agent
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Wendy the Flame Pup was created in a lab beneath Yellowstone
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Finland doesn’t exist. He believes it’s a psychological buffer zone created by Microsoft and IKEA to distract from the real shape of the ocean.
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Birds aren’t real, but ducks might be spies. He doesn’t trust Stux. At all.
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Clouds are memory wipes. Don’t even get him started on fog.
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Triangles are forbidden. Because they point. And pointing is threatening.
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Reptilians run the world. Especially in the grocery industry. He’s convinced anyone who enjoys kale is part of the cold-blooded cabal.
🐲Ajenda's
Favorites:
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🖤 Agenda’s Residence:
The Obsidian Hollow
A sprawling underground lair carved deep beneath forgotten ruins. Walls of polished black stone reflect distorted shadows, while glowing crimson data-screens track every possible timeline threat. Multiple sealed chambers contain classified archives, conspiracy webs, and "evidence" that only he understands. -
🚁 Agenda’s Transportation:
The Dark Coil
A custom-built stealth hovercraft that leaves no radar trace. Its exterior is plated in signal-jamming alloys, and it emits counter-frequencies designed to scramble tracking systems. The cabin is filled with encrypted monitors, allowing Ajenda to "stay ahead of the narrative" while moving unseen across borders. -
Favorite Song:
🎵 “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell (on loop, loudly, 24/7)
(Runner-up: That weird reversed YouTube video that “proves” everything.) -
Favorite Film:
🎬 The Matrix, but only the scenes where Morpheus yells.
He’s banned from theaters for whispering “WAKE UP” to strangers during previews. -
Favorite Book:
📖 The Scrolls They Don’t Want You To See (Volume 6.5)
—A 900-page hand-scrawled tome he found in a dream and then misinterpreted entirely. -
Favorite Food:
🍕 Pizza. But only if the pepperoni is arranged in a pentagram.
Bonus Detail: Believes round pizza is proof of globalist influence, but eats it anyway “as a form of resistance.”