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TORCH WATCH WITH CASSANDRA CROWE

Real News. Real Facts.

*This show is actually neither of those things we're legally obligated to mention this

Who will cassandra interupt, misquote, and declare victory over? 

tune in every night at 7/6 cst

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rage sells. fear sells. sex sells

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DEBBIE & TINA

One Boomer.

One Millenial

One Apartment.

They didn't know what they needed was each other....

They were obviously

not that deep. 

Thursdays at 9/8 CST

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QUACKENOMICS TONIGHT

THE HOME OF FAIRYTALE ECONOMICS

Where the markets make less sense than the host.

Airing nightly at 6/5 CST - live from the Yacht Club.

Duckenomics for the 1%.

Distortion for everyone else

Stop Whining

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JUSTICE GOOSE'S COLD CASE FILES

Crime doesn't pay,

and Justice Goose never forgets

Delve deep into the case files with The Goose.

Justice served by Justice

Sun 8/7 CST

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