JUSTICE GOOSE
The Old School Enforcer
Justice Goose has been investigating corruption, distortion, and fraud long before the Duckiverse fully realized how deep the layers ran. With a permanent scowl and a gravel voice, Goose plays by one rule only: the truth is sacred.
He’s not flashy. He’s not polished. But he cannot be bought, blackmailed, or broken. Goose has exposed false nonprofits, rigged elections, and offshore tax havens. He has a file on every major villain in the Inversion Pyramid — and he’s not afraid to use it.
Catchphrases:
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“Kid, follow the paper trail. It always leads to the top.”
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“Distortion is allergic to light.”
JUSTICE GOOSE
Class: Noir Brawler
Origin Story (Bio):
Justice Goose once worked inside the lever system but left after realizing how fully distorted it had become. Since then, he’s operated as an independent investigator — gathering dirt on Porto von Griff, King Cobra, Bucky Fineprint, and Zeki Mothbyte. No threat, bribe, or smear campaign can shake the Goose. When the light needs to kick butt, it calls Justice Goose.
🎯 Likes:
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Whistleblowers
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Paper files
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Black coffee
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90s conspiracy thrillers
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Code names
🚫 Dislikes:
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Billionaire bootlickers
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“Just doing my job” excuses
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Legal loopholes
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Media spin doctors
Signature Moves:
🗄️Paper Trail Collapse: Compiles overwhelming evidence to destabilize legal shields protecting distortion actors.
🥚Hard Boil Interrogation: Uses old-school detective tactics to force public admissions.
👮Justice's Favorites:
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🎵 Favorite Song:
Fortunate Son — Creedence Clearwater Revival -
🎬 Favorite Film:
"Chinatown" -
📖 Favorite Book:
"The Killer Inside Me" -
🍽 Favorite Food:
Burnt black coffee and sourdough toast. -
Bonus Detail:
☕🍞 He claims it’s "the breakfast of truth seekers."