THE QUACKDOCTER (SCAM MD)
The Fraudulent Healer
Quackdoctor (Scam M.D.) presents himself as a renegade genius who has "discovered" secret cures hidden from the public by greedy corporations. Selling overpriced supplements, miracle tonics, and conspiracy-based treatments, he profits off people's fears while offering false hope. He carefully mixes just enough pseudoscience to sound convincing while evading any real accountability.
Catchphrases:
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“They don’t want you to know this.”
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“Big Pharma fears my discoveries.”
QUACKDOCTOR (SCAM MD)
Distortion: Misinformation Mage
Origin Story (Bio):
Dr. Quackenstein wasn’t always a fraud—he just started bending the truth when the truth stopped paying the bills. Now he peddles supplements that do nothing, promises that can’t be kept, and ducky conspiracy theories with no foundation. He speaks with confidence, wears a lab coat he definitely didn’t earn, and sprinkles in just enough real facts to sound credible. He’s not trying to harm people... he just likes the feeling of being listened to. In his own way, he’s as lost as his patients. Donning a stolen lab coat and an accent that changes every interview, he built a fortune selling Snake-Oil Supplements™. Despite being banned in 12 states, he’s more popular than ever thanks to vague science words and duckfluencers endorsing his "Quantum Feather Cleanse."
Likes: Buzzwords, "ancient secrets," anti-establishment followers, YouTube grift interviews, affiliate sales, desperate people, complicated bills
Dislikes: Actual scientists, regulations, fact-checkers, medical boards, transparency, vaccines, universal healthcare
Signature Moves:
🧪 The Miracle Pitch:
Weaves half-truths and fake credentials into irresistible promises.
📢 The Fear Funnel:
Amplifies anxieties to drive people into buying his next “breakthrough.”
Bonus Lore:
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Has sold the same "revolutionary" detox plan under 12 different brand names.
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Made his fortune lying about a patent for a drug that he knew wouldn't cure alzheimers
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