BUCK BISONHARDT
The Herd Hammer
Raised on outdated notions of what makes a “real man,” Buck Bisonhardt is a walking billboard for toxic masculinity. He flexes for attention, barks advice no one asked for, and regularly starts arguments over absolutely nothing. Beneath the bluster is a fragile ego terrified of being seen as weak. He sees the Duckiverse’s gentler characters as “soft” and wants to bring “real discipline” back to Ducktown.
Catchphrases:
“That's beta talk, bro.”
"Weakness is a choice."
BUCK BISONHARDT
Distortion: Toxic Masculinity
Origin Story (Bio):
Buck grew up idolizing old-school macho culture — big trucks, big muscles, loud voices, and zero vulnerability. After a string of bar fights got him banned from multiple towns, he wandered into Ducktown — where he immediately began trying to impose his outdated alpha ideals.
His dating life reflects the same pattern: rapid cycles of short-term relationships, failed self-help courses, and online rants about "females not respecting real strength." Buck proudly refers to himself as a 'high-value bison'; though few others would describe him that way.
He represses vulnerability, weaponizes aggression, believes dominance equals strength.
* Buck once appeared on the reality show "Courtroom Carnage" after an altercation at Ducktown's annual Fourth of July Donut eating contest. He lost, but claims he wasn't warmed up. The footage of him breaking the witness chair went viral earning him both notoriety and a small fanbase of 'Alpha Herd' admirer.
Likes: Loud trucks with giant exhausts, voting for whoever yells loudest about the flag regardless of policy, giving unsolicited advice, dominating conversations, Oakley sunglasses, weird selfies where he doesn't smile, podcasts that should be banned
Dislikes: "Feelings", big words, Wendy (because she's small and won't submit), feminism, any type of compromise,
Signature Moves:
💪Dominance Display:
Flexes, growls, and invades personal space to intimidate anyone he disagrees with.
👨“Man Up” Monologue:
Delivers long speeches about how everyone’s gotten soft, ending with “Back in my day...”
Bonus Lore:
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He runs a podcast called “Alpha Horn Radio” with three listeners (all of whom are also banned from Ducktown gyms).
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May have a warrant out for his arrest in another country.
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Buck once tried to launch a dating seminar called "Buck Bisonhardt's Herd Leadership Academy", claiming to teach the secrets of "true bison dominance." The event was canceled after only one attendee showed up - Zeki Needlebyte.
🦬Bucks's
Favorites:
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Residence:
Oversized log cabin with antler chandeliers and a home gym. -
Transportation:
A lifted, diesel-spewing pickup truck with bumper stickers like “REAL MEN DON’T APOLOGIZE”, "REAL BISON. REAL FREEDOM", "DON'T PECK ON ME", "MDGA" and “NO FEELINGS ZONE.” and another that says -
Favorite Song:
🎵 "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood -
Favorite Film:
🎬 "Fight Club" (misunderstood entirely) -
Favorite Book:
📖 "The Art of Being Alpha" (self-published ebook) -
Favorite Food:
32 oz. steak with extra protein shake chaser
Bonus Detail: Once tried to challenge Bossy to a fistfight to settle a townhall debate.