DEBBIE
The Well-Meaning Hurricane
Debbie is the Duckiverse’s resident wine-sipping, advice-giving, chaos-spreading boomer.
She means well — truly — but sometimes her attempts to "help" only make things more complicated. Always ready with a glass of wine, a shopping bag, and an unsolicited life lesson, she’s somehow both comforting and exhausting at the same time.
Catchphrases:
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“Are you married yet?…”
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“I’m just trying to help!”
DEBBIE
Class: Boomer Oracle / Wine Aunt of Prophecy
Origin Story (Bio):
Debbie was born in the summer of 1962, under the hazy neon glow of a suburban strip mall. She’s been talking ever since. Known to manifest fully during wine tastings, HOA meetings, and reruns of Murder, She Wrote, Debbie possesses the uncanny ability to be both completely wrong and somehow profoundly right—often in the same sentence.
She’s Tina’s reluctant best friend and eternal roommate, the kind who labels her leftovers but also secretly adds a little extra wine to your glass when you’ve had a bad day. Debbie doesn’t fully understand the Pattern (she keeps calling it “the thing”), but she once accidentally triggered a soft timeline reset by microwaving a Lean Cuisine with a cursed fork.
She wears leopard-print cardigans, keeps her passwords on sticky notes, and believes horoscopes are both fake and terrifyingly accurate. Despite her chaotic opinions and constant need to speak to the manager (of the universe), Debbie is deeply intuitive. She knows when something is off—and she won’t stop talking about it until everyone else admits it too.
🎯 Likes:
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Chardonnay (room temp, never chilled)
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Saying “I told you so” before anything happens
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Watching true crime while filing her nails
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Asking if the apocalypse can wait until after brunch
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Calling Tina her “spiritual tech support”
🚫 Dislikes:
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Gluten (now that it’s trendy)
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Tina’s “weird duck friends”
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Being called a boomer (she prefers “young at heart”)
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When the cosmos won’t just give her a sign already
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That no one “wants to work anymore”. Ignores people are paid the same they were 25 years ago
Signature Moves:
🍷 Overcompensate Sip — Nervously over-explains while sipping wine, diffusing tension in awkward situations.
📦 Boomer Logic Loop — Applies outdated life advice that somehow still partially works by accident.
🍷 DEBBIE’S FAVORITES
🎵 Favorite Song:
“You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon
She plays it loud while vacuuming and mouths the lyrics directly at no one in particular. She's convinced it’s about her ex, even though she’s never dated Warren Beatty. Or been to Saratoga.
🎬 Favorite Film:
The Blind Side
She calls it “so inspiring,” cries at the same part every time, and then loudly says, “See? That’s what being a good person looks like!” while nudging Tina passive-aggressively.
📖 Favorite Book:
Eat Pray Love
She didn’t finish it. But she did once book a three-day cruise and referred to it as her “spiritual rebirth.” She still has the scarf.
Favorite Food: Microwave Brie
Bonus Detail: Pairs it with boxed red wine and says, “I read in Real Simple that cheese is technically a protein.”