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KATHY

The Aloof Strategist

Kathy operates on her own frequency. She’s technically part of the crew… probably. Nobody’s exactly sure if she ever officially joined, or simply wandered in one day and never left.

While Stux is spiraling, Bossy is grumbling, and Steven is filing paperwork, Kathy sits quietly in the corner — observing, sipping tea, and occasionally dropping one perfectly timed line that reframes the entire situation. She doesn’t insert herself unless absolutely necessary — but when she does, it usually saves everyone’s feathers.

Kathy doesn’t argue. She doesn’t boast. She simply waits for others to catch up. Some suspect she understands the Pattern more intuitively than even Steven, but she’s never confirmed or denied it. She claims she’s just "here for the tea."

Catchphrases:

  • "Well, someone had to say it."

  • "I’m not judging. I’m observing."

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KATHY

Class: Strategic Observer / Subtle Anchor
Origin Story (Bio):

Nobody recruited Kathy. Nobody even remembers when she first arrived. One day, she was simply there, sitting on a windowsill during one of Bossy’s meetings, listening and blinking slowly. Over time, the crew simply started factoring her in — not because she demanded a role, but because she kept showing up at exactly the right moments.

She’s entirely self-reliant, needs nothing from anyone, and answers questions with questions. When asked why she stays, she usually responds with:

“It’s interesting. And you all need the help, frankly.”

🎯 Likes:

  • Warm tea

  • Watching debates without participating

  • Predicting outcomes before they happen

  • Sleeping in sunbeams

  • Quietly correcting people without saying much

🚫 Dislikes:

  • Pointless drama

  • Loud noises

  • Forced group activities

  • Unsolicited hugs

  • Anyone touching her tail

 

Signature Moves:

 

🐾 Subtle Swipe – Delivers perfectly timed passive-aggressive comments that cut just enough to leave everyone slightly unsettled.

 

🧶 Tension Threading – Silently watches drama unfold, giving strategic glances that amplify tension without ever speaking.

😾Kathy's Favorites:

  • 🎵 Favorite Song:
    "Smooth Operator" — Sade

  • 🎬 Favorite Film:
    "The Grand Budapest Hotel"

  • 📖 Favorite Book:
    "The Art of Not Giving a Duck" (limited release)

  • 🍽 Favorite Food:
    Perfectly steamed salmon.

  • Bonus Detail:
    Once left a fully completed emergency evacuation plan on Bossy’s desk before anyone even knew there was a problem.

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