LADY PUFFINGTON
The Fabulous Floof
Lady Puffington doesn’t conquer through power or manipulation — she seduces with appearance. Her entire existence is built on the currency of attention. Where others pursue influence or control, Puffington demands admiration. She fuels an endless cycle of insecurity, convincing others that perfection is always one purchase, one surgery, or one compliment away.
Her world is spotless and filtered. Followers imitate her carefully curated life while quietly crumbling under the weight of comparison. Any hint of aging, imperfection, or inner depth is treated like an unsightly blemish to be concealed.
She doesn’t destroy her enemies — she convinces them they’re not good enough to even matter.
Catchphrases:
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“Tell Von Shellzé I simply must have a front row seat for the next spectacle.”
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“Does this wind make my fluff uneven?”
LADY PUFFINGTON
Distortion: False Value and Entitlement
Origin Story (Bio):
Lady Puffington hails from the Grand House of Puffington, a long line of purebred, entitled aristopup royalty. She lives in her own private luxury tower, with servants catering to her every whim, endless spa treatments, and diamond-studded collars for every day of the week. Though not evil in the traditional sense, Lady Puffington embodies everything Wendy the Wonder Pup detests: vanity, excess, and the spoiled life of privilege.
Her obsession with being the most adored creature in the Duckiverse often puts her directly at odds with Wendy, who represents humble joy, loyalty, and authentic heart. Lady Puffington believes fame, adoration, and status are earned by being seen—not by who you are inside. Their rivalry is one part comedy, one part genuine philosophical divide.
Connection to Von Schell:
Yes — Von Schell is technically Lady Puffington's guardian (and perhaps co-conspirator). Though he pretends she's simply "the family pet," Von Schell secretly uses her charm to soften allies, manipulate rival nobles, and occasionally cause chaos behind the scenes. She often sits beside him during villain council meetings, sipping tea (yes, she has her own tiny teacup).
Likes: Designer collars, Spa days, Diamond encrusted food bowls, selfies with her loyal mirror - bearers
Dislikes: Mud, public parks, Wendy's zoomies or happy bark, being ignored, ugly people
Signature Moves:
✨ The Pity Glance — One flick of her eye melts weaker souls into immediate sympathy, manipulating events without ever barking a word.
Bonus Lore:
Bonus Lore:
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Vanity Vault: Puffington secretly owns 143 backup storage servers filled with heavily edited photos of herself that have never been posted — “just in case the algorithms shift.”
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The Eternal Youth Serum: She's invested millions in questionable anti-aging treatments, including one from a mysterious Dr. Quackstein, who promises "cellular glamour recalibration."
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Social Ascension Pyramid: She runs a subscription-based influencer academy where aspiring ducks pay to learn "The Puffington Glow," but none ever reach her status.
🤖Puffington's
Favorites:
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Residence:
🏢One of the Baron's luxurious many homes, yachts, and apartments -
🛏️Transportation:
She has loyal bearers carry her on a pink pillow anytime she must travel -
Favorite Song:
"Material Girl" — Madonna -
Favorite Film:
"Legally Blonde" (but only the parts where Elle shops) -
Favorite Book:
The Princess and the Perfect Mirror (a fictional vanity fair-style children’s book inside the Duckiverse) -
Favorite Food:
White truffle macarons paired with imported sparkling duckwater. -
Bonus Detail:
Refuses to eat anything unless it’s presented on a gilded silver platter, preferably by at least two trembling servants. She once returned a salad because the lettuce wasn’t “puffed enough.”