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SNAX

The Midnight Co-Host

🦝 is the Duckiverse’s mischievous co-host and trash panda philosopher. Equal parts entertainer and wildcard, he’s never far from the spotlight — or the nearest snack stash. Whether he’s riffing off Stux's shenanigans or delivering bizarre but oddly profound commentary, 🦝 brings unpredictable energy to every scene. Somehow, despite his antics, he always lands on his feet (or tail).

Catchphrases:

  • “Coming to you live… from somewhere!”

  • “Stay weird, folks.”

Cartoon raccoon sitting behind a small talk show desk, leaning back in a chair, holding a

🦝

Class: Dimensional Sidekick / Channel Hopper

Origin Story (Bio):

 No one knows exactly how 🦝  arrived on Earth — one day, he just appeared in the middle of an interdimensional broadcast, wearing a broken television as a helmet and holding a half-eaten moon pie. Since then, he’s bounced through timelines, networks, and realities like a commercial break you can’t quite skip. Sometimes he’s animated. Sometimes he’s claymation. Sometimes he’s just a weird shadow in the static.

Originally introduced as the comedic sidekick on The Flamebearer Files, 🦝  quickly became a fan favorite — mostly because he kept ad-libbing lines no one wrote and predicting plot twists before they aired. Viewers loved him. Producers feared him. Eventually, the show got canceled and 🦝  escaped into the Pattern itself.

He’s got a remote that doesn’t change channels — it changes possibilities. He chews on time cables when he’s nervous. His catchphrase is "Crunch the cosmos, buddy!" and no one knows what it means, including him. During commercial breaks he stares into the abyss, and only lights back up when the cameras are rolling. He feeds off attention like normal raccoons do trash.

🎯 Likes:

  • VCR static
     

  • Late-night cartoons that don’t exist
     

  • Buttered popcorn in quantum flavor
     

  • Crawling into TVs just to mess with people
     

  • Saying “I remember this episode” even when it’s not true

🚫 Dislikes:

  • Commercials
     

  • Being called a sidekick (even though he is one)
     

  • Linear narratives
     

  • Copyright lawyers
     

  • People who skip his scenes

 

Signature Moves:
 

📺 Channel Hopper — Briefly shifts between dimensions or animation styles, disorienting enemies.
 

🌀 Static Burst — Unleashes bursts of VCR static that scramble signals and glitch electronics.

🛸 🦝  THE COSMIC RACCOON’S FAVORITES

🎵 Favorite Song:
“Intergalactic” by Beastie Boys
🦝  pretends he’s over it. But the moment it comes on? He’s moonwalking across the studio. Tail spinning. Sunglasses on.

🎬 Favorite Film:
“Who Framed Roger Rabbit”
A gritty noir with cartoon chaos? 🦝  sees himself in every frame. He claims he helped animate it in a past life.

📖 Favorite Book:
“The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams
Of course. He calls it “a documentary.” Keeps a copy duct-taped behind the vending machine. Reads it upside down.

Favorite Food:

Ultimate Love: 7-Eleven pepperoni pizza, eaten under a flickering streetlight
Bonus Detail:

Has never paid for a streaming service in his life. "There's always a workaround." Stealing Bossy's password.

© 2025 by The Pattern is Real

© 2025 Thomas Lehmann. All Ducktiverse characters, stories, and names are original creations.
Do not reproduce or adapt without written permission.
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