Episode Guide (Season 1)
📎 Episode 1: Swingline 747 – “Red Like Rage”
Steven examines a classic. At the 0:37 mark, he sighs. That’s the review.

📎 Episode 2: Off-Brand Clam Clip – “The Betrayer”
Steven places a single paper in. The device jams. He stares into camera for 42 seconds.

📎 Episode 3: The Three-Hole Redemption
He punches holes in sacred scrolls. Lyle walks by and says, “Why are you like this?”
Steven whispers, “So they don’t forget.”

📎 Episode 4: Binding with Shadows
He holds two staplers, one in each hand. The lights flicker.
Some say if you slow the footage, you can see Bossy watching from the hallway.

📎 Episode 5: Staples Under Fire

He sees which of four Bostitch staplers staple the fastest

📎 Episode 6: Christmas with Elmer

This episode he brings Stux in as special co-host. He reviews different glues, Stux reviews their tastes.

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