STUX
The Chaotic Jester
Stux is the Duckiverse’s chaotic inner child.
Equal parts adorable and unhinged, he’s known for eating crayons, quoting Adam Sandler movies, and causing minor disasters wherever he waddles.
Somehow, despite his constant shenanigans, Stux always manages to be exactly where he needs to be — though nobody (including him) knows how.
Catchphrases:
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"YOLO, quack! I got this!"
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"Technically… it might still work."
STUX
Class: Chaotic Hatchling / Trickster Initiate
Origin Story (Bio):
Stux was hatched during a thunderstorm beneath the sacred Waffle Tree of Duckridge Hollow, lightning cracking as his shell burst open mid-quack. No one knows who his mother was—some say she was a glitch in the simulation, others whisper she was a comet that took duck form. What we do know is that from the moment he waddled, he caused problems. Sticky feathers, explosive sneezes, and the uncanny ability to show up exactly where he shouldn’t be. He is the uninvited guest at the divine banquet… and somehow the main course too.
Despite his chaos, or maybe because of it, Stux is deeply important. He is the soul-scrambler, the cosmic spoon in the soup of time. He doesn’t understand half of what’s going on, but sometimes he blurts out the truth at just the right moment. He once pressed the red button that jumped timelines to a random one... it worked out. That’s just who he is.
He wears a bandolier of candy wrappers, carries a cursed kazoo, and has problems with glass doors. He runs into them CONSTANTLY.
🎯 Likes:
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Twinkies
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Crayons (all flavors)
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Adam Sandler movies
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Interrupting serious conversations
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Impromptu dance parties
🚫 Dislikes:
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Being told to “settle down”
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Long serious meetings
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Fishing trips with Bossy
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GhostWolf’s lectures
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Running out of snacks
Signature Moves:
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🌀 Chaos Dive:
Stux throws himself into any situation recklessly, somehow stumbling into the solution while everyone else panics. -
🎯 Perfectly Incorrect:
He confidently provides a completely wrong answer that accidentally reveals the real solution through pure dumb luck.
🦆 STUX’S FAVORITES
🎵 Favorite Song:
“Banana Phone” by Raffi
Because it loops. Forever. And that’s funny to him. Especially when Bossy starts muttering about “the noise again.”
🎬 Favorite Film:
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
He genuinely thinks Paul Blart is a hero. He has a crudely drawn mustache he wears sometimes and yells “Code 7!” when things get serious.
📖 Favorite Book:
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
He originally picked it for the 🦝 , but now claims it's an allegory about his own awakening. No one believes him.
Favorite Food:
Crayons especially when melted (and Twinkie Casserole)
Bonus Quote:
Has an entire collection of VHS tapes he claims are "worth a fortune" but refuses to sell.